$20 Bar of the week (Faq & Slayerr. emerge victorious)

The 2 winners for bar of the week were Faq & Slayerr.. PM me your Paypal / bank details

@FaQEyeReddit
Life was always oxymorons I guess light n dark, good and bad, ying n yang I get it dude.. it explains mfs just like you, who live they whole life on the offensive just to end up dead with defensive wounds..

@Slayerr.
Coz you’ll never go on a night out pull a girl who’s pleased u walk her home
So its always preceded by “leave me da fu” when a girl mentions ur cologne

Honourable mention for @mal diction with this one:

expo:
You may not get my punchlines b/c i’m witty
Not focusing on the normal setup/punches.. Just being funny
When you read me imagine a live battle

no f'ing way

First of many cash prizes this season

congrats

well fucking met. *applause*

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

well fucking met. *applause*

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That’s all your ever good at is being a personal cheerleader you fucking dick sucker.

aw nigga you still mad peeps laugh at your bars instead of applauding your skill?

maybe one day.

eh who am i kidding lmao.

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Originally Posted by KnoXville.

That’s all your ever good at is being a personal cheerleader you fucking dick sucker.

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I've come to really appreciate your random outburst of anger.

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

aw nigga you still mad peeps laugh at your bars instead of applauding your skill?

maybe one day.

eh who am i kidding lmao.

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I don’t have to get on my knees like you to be liked. That’s the huge difference here.
Who the fuck do u think u are just cuz your friendly with 8 of your accounts doesn’t mean your liked here faggit.
You give yourself feedback like a weirdo lmaooo.

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Kid has a Losing record in every league here wins a cash cypher that had like 3 people thinks he’s big shit now lmao
Your a fucking loser.

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Originally Posted by MV

I've come to really appreciate your random outburst of anger.

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Thanks, you know your appreciated.

nigga i’m liked here because i actually contribute and make other people’s time & effort worth something. you’re liked here because you’re comedic relief. no one but you believes your conspiracy theories so it’s hilarious reading your unhinged rants. this is why we engage you. simply ignoring you would result in too many missed lulz.

& lmao you the only one who cares about your record that’s why you duck half your battles and lose the other half you do show up to that aren’t no shows lmao.

nigga ducked a chatgpt battle cuz he was scared of being the one nigga to lose to the algorithm :laugh:

oh & ps: it’s extra funny to see you bring up records when you was tongue waxing moderator cornhole in ya inbox to get a loss expunged from yours roflll

oops we weren’t supposed to notice that though were we? :laugh:

everything you cry about is a reflection of your own inner bitch.

I sit back reading Knox rants, feeling weird for challenging him to a fight.

Random: I want a losing record added to my profile. Like 0-20. I just don't wanna waste nobody's time to get the record. If anybody wants somebody to punch on, let me know. This ain't a set-up. I've never been good so it's a win for you even if I tried

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

nigga i’m liked here because i actually contribute and make other people’s time & effort worth something. you’re liked here because you’re comedic relief. no one but you believes your conspiracy theories so it’s hilarious reading your unhinged rants. this is why we engage you. simply ignoring you would result in too many missed lulz.

& lmao you the only one who cares about your record that’s why you duck half your battles and lose the other half you do show up to that aren’t no shows lmao.

nigga ducked a chatgpt battle cuz he was scared of being the one nigga to lose to the algorithm :laugh:

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When you say “WE” you’re referring to your 9 Fake accounts that you vote for yourself on?
Cuz nobody on this site fucks with you after all that dick swallowing you dick with verseman u stupid little bitch.

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

oh & ps: it’s extra funny to see you bring up records when you was tongue waxing moderator cornhole in ya inbox to get a loss expunged from yours roflll

oops we weren’t supposed to notice that though were we? :laugh:

everything you cry about is a reflection of your own inner bitch.

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Lmao Idk who the hell you’re talking about I don’t even write to the admins here you stupid fuck.
And if that’s true tag that admin in here since your balls seemed to have dropped over night you weak bitch.
You create these narratives and have your fake cheerleader accounts come co sign for you your a real faggit in real life dude.

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Originally Posted by Neonn

I sit back reading Knox rants, feeling weird for challenging him to a fight.

Random: I want a losing record added to my profile. Like 0-20. I just don't wanna waste nobody's else to get the record. If anybody wants somebody to punch on, let me know. This ain't a set-up. I've never been good so it's a win for you even if I tried

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Go Swallow bleach moron^

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Fucking child cried when you thought miracle was gonna discount your own vote in our battle your a sorry character I blame your father for not raising this weak hearted coward. YOU are the only mf here who PMs the admins you cried because you wanted to join the staff and they denied you like the loser you are. All you ever did here was cry and make fake accounts to vote for yourself I hope they stab your eye socket with a HIV needle.

when i say “we” i’m referring to… well fuck it, pick a name nigga. lmao damn near everyone currently posting has clowned you at some point for your egregiously unhinged clownishness. and this has just been since i’ve joined. turns out you have a long, storied history of being a huge bitch :laugh:

& bitch everyone has moved on since headless got banned. you the only nigga still hurting from what he did to you lol. seek therapy nigga you a grown man.

& LOL yeah aight coward we supposed to just believe that loss fell off ya record when you hit puberty? :laugh: sheesh, have some integrity you spineless halfwit. and where’s the proof of all these accounts you claim are mine? cuz we already saw what happens to dudes who go that route and yet i’m still here, sonning you on a daily basis so what does that tell you, coward?

at this point, i’m willing to bet any earnings i’ve made and will make in this tourney if you can prove your conspiracy theory that i’m cheating lmao. you prove that and i give @Bag Mandela my full permission to wire you my winnings. double win for you too cuz then you’d finally be able to afford more than ramen noodles & spam for your kids.

what’ll it be, coward? you gonna finally put some substance behind them empty accusations or you gonna keep deflecting & projecting?

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Originally Posted by KnoXville.

Go Swallow bleach moron^

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Fucking child cried when you thought miracle was gonna discount your own vote in our battle your a sorry character I blame your father for not raising this weak hearted coward. YOU are the only mf here who PMs the admins you cried because you wanted to join the staff and they denied you like the loser you are. All you ever did here was cry and make fake accounts to vote for yourself I hope they stab your eye socket with a HIV needle.

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It was fun at first but now its startin to be played out. KnoX, i have ONE rap on here and i think 2 Diss Above You's. All you have to do is read yo. Just read. Im not Jack Hallows. If i was then that would mean im switching my whole rap style just to appear like a different person. NOTHING ABOUT OUR ACCOUNTS ARE THE SAME. Wordplay usage, format/structure, nothin. Even in general speech, his vocab is higher than mine. This muthafucka said "Egregiously". I dont even know what that means but a red line didnt appear under it so im assuming its a real word spelled correctly. Shit like that. You just have to pay attention. Don't be the jester of this forum. RAP