PodKosljun vs Bereft

Deadline: Monday, August 18th
8 lines mininum, 12 maximum
First to 5 votes wins

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Brace for this lethal verse that freezes your heart pulse
You're witnessing the burial of a bigger dork than Tyler Folse

I'm a young star, my presence is essential
You're still battling even while showing signs of dementia

That poor hairline is already receding
I wouldnt be surprised if you also had internal bleeding
This hillbilly probably jerks off to rabbits breeding

What a shame we have to finish the battle early, you're in shock with your toes curling
You're mentally lost, maybe need a map, and just like McGregor - your last option is to tap

I’m witty like Rogan or Segura, and all of my punches make contact
So once I drop Pod, I expect Spotify to offer me a $100 million contract
Talk about dying technologies. Maybe get on TikTok or something unique
Because Pod hasn’t been relevant until Taylor Swift showed up this week
I checked his black book; it confirmed he gets no hoes, sadly
In fact, the only girls excited about Pod are the ones downloading Call Her Daddy
I saw your shit, wrote a couple of name play bars and sent it
And still managed to silence Pod like I’ve got beef with the First Amendment