RW WK5: Virbius vs ChreeGPT

[Bag Mandela]

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Regular Battle
Bars due Wednesday 27th November
Public voting closes Friday 29th November
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Overall public vote = 1 vote
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bags vote = 1 vote
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6 lines each (doesn’t have to be 3 bars with a set up, punch format, you have creative freedom)

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.
Rebuttals, late drops (unless you have a 24hr ext) & no shows are an instant loss.

@Virbius @Chree GPT

[Virbius]

I just want the easy win, ain’t like this little cunt’s worthy,
Since Chree’s in the house it feels like christmas come early.
I kept his corpse in the back of my car til it hella stunk, got a a rope and a chainsaw on board and I’m getting drunk,
I’ll tell police I’m an arborist coz the feds are punks, and if you wanna know if Chree’s ok you gotta check the trunk.
Operator: “should we send the sheriff, cops, the FBI or SWAT out to the ranch?”
Caller: “somebody’s cutting Chree up with a chainsaw… every branch!”

Ay, yo,
So..
TheShaman asked me this philosophical question and it’s straight profound: if an oak falls and there’s no one near to hear it does it make a sound?
I can explain how this guy got banned so it ain’t confound, now Chree’s gone I’ve dug up some dirt, these the basic grounds, I heard Chree got brought down and Nohbody was there, so, hmm… wait around…
True story- I’m trained in tree surgery, word to my arb gang, we spraypaint X’s on trees in the park fam,
It’s so we can tell which ones need to be felled, you’re a marked man, it’s simple, see, you can’t hang, but me I’mma swing on Chree like I’m Tarzan.
We heard this cunt-Chree music… damn bro… should’ve sensed then you were gonna get banned-yo.
Chree gon get wet up like a mangrove, now he getting stabbed, so… I’m picking a knife for going in Chrees, it’s the rambo.

No no don’t go bro I’ve got more to say… I was gonna make a joke about how Chree ‘had to leaf’ but that’s sorta, hey, you know what I mean? still I sought a way…
He wanted to win the cash to buy jewellery and shit so he could court a bae, but fuck it, I’mma draw a blade and gore’s displayed… Chree after the green and then gold, now there’s red everywhere… like an autumn day.
Bro… picture your nerd buddies tryna restart your heart in the worst hurry,
A bunch of little fairies tryna save Chree like it’s Fern Gully.
Some people plant a seed in memory of a loved one…
His parents’ll put Chree in the ground then forget their dumb son, be like ‘thank fuck this little cunt’s done’.

Gonna cut off his limbs and dump pieces of Chree in the river… goddamn…
Shiv here * then there * then like this * watch fam, Chree gonna get stuck in all different places from all different angles like a logjam.
You always post vids of computer games and shit so you had to forfeit since your name’s always followed by a link like Ganondorf’s is.
Yo you made a beat from sampled sources only Jack endorses.
Bag Mandela hit Chree with massive forces like he crashing Porsches.
You got killed by Nohbody… it’s natural causes.