Ransom Writers Chat

[Bag Mandela]

Alright we're gonna get the playoffs set up this week, looks like we got @MV back too hope you're good bro. @TheShaman I'm getting mixed vibes from your post, you battling or judging is fine with me, let me know which you wanna do.

I'm gonna be dropping the fixture list & Round 1 battles on Wednesday or Thursday, double elimination.

just a heads up @mal diction @Virbius @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @FaQEyeReddit @HEK TEAFY

If anyone else who's been involved wants to take part you can @miracle @Spree @KnoXville.

[mal diction]

saw it

[Bag Mandela]

I'm about to drop the next cypher check the stickies if you're on it ||

[Jack Hallows]

oh shit this is gonna get graphic..

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@Virbius .. i take great offense to you speaking to your dog about me in that manner.

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@HEK TEAFY
damn bro you went in this round.. @FaQEyeReddit better come with it.

[Virbius]

Oh good, I was afraid that line wasn’t offensive enough.

I wanted to add something about how you’re an approval-seeking beg who lost a battle to Knox, but I couldn’t fit it into the bar. Nvm, maybe next time.

[EyeDealIstic]

You can always repurpose that thang if you want to make your pal over there squeal in delight.

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No, I shall not be playing hide the hot dog with you. It would be like throwing a caterpillar down a runway.

I'm trying to get a LOT of zeros put after the 2 in 0-2. Can you help?

[Virbius]

Hey EyeDeal, sup? I’d offer give you another loss for your record, but there’s a non-zero chance that I’d lose to your bus fare line and I don’t think I’d ever recover. I mean, just look at what happened to Slayerr.

I like the quote. Comparing my dick to a caterpillar is actually pretty apt (it’s six feet but people often think it’s a lot more).

[EyeDealIstic]

That's where you are sorely mistaken, my loose anused friend: in this metaphor you're the runway, or your caboose is anyway.

Why a runway instead of a hallway and why a caterpillar instead of a hot dog? To greater verbally illustrate the looseness.

[Bag Mandela]

Comparing my dick to a caterpillar is actually pretty apt (it’s six feet but people often think it’s a lot more).

I love Ideal's general angle but it's smelling like fried egg in here
(I'd love to give Ideal anal so it's smelling like my smeggma in there) to save you the trouble

[EyeDealIstic]

To save both of you the trouble go use mapquest and trivago and screw in private.

[Bag Mandela]

@Slayerr. @Virbius @Jack Hallows @mal diction @FaQEyeReddit @HEK TEAFY

@MV

(I can't tag you for some reason)

can we get some votes in on these battles please, we got 4-5 rounds left til we're wrapped up then we can take a break so let's get it in

[Slayerr.]

Will vote tomorrow