Deadline: Monday, August 18th
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First to 5 votes wins

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Brace for this lethal verse that freezes your heart pulse
You're witnessing the burial of a bigger dork than Tyler Folse

I'm a young star, my presence is essential
You're still battling even while showing signs of dementia

That poor hairline is already receding
I wouldnt be surprised if you also had internal bleeding
This hillbilly probably jerks off to rabbits breeding

What a shame we have to finish the battle early, you're in shock with your toes curling
You're mentally lost, maybe need a map, and just like McGregor - your last option is to tap